Dear Big Data

 

Dear Zuck and Big Data,

I imagine a day in the future where technology will allow our future selves to experience lifelike virtual experiences.

Engaging all the senses, the technology will allow us to see, touch, smell, hear, and taste. Rather than “face timing”, private conversations with loved ones could be had in each other’s virtual presence, with real-world sensations. A handshake, an embrace, a kiss, all possible no matter the distance.

The uses for this technology will benefit humans of all ages. From aiding those with speech disabilities to curing loneliness, people will embrace this future tech with open arms.

Ideally, this technology will allow us to live virtually as our prime selves. For short times our geriatric minds may once again have the chance to relive their primes to “live, laugh, and love”, virtually.

The speed of technology tells me this will happen in my lifetime. In 30 years, instead of boner pills and testosterone supplements, former male athletes will be endorsing wearable sex-machine temple tech to “Get you back in the game!”

My question…
If the technology allows us to live virtually as our prime selves, does your algorithm already know our sex moves and/or how do we optimize for future peak performance?

Sincerely,
Mr. Infinito